Apparently former Playboy playmate Holly Madison thinks so highly of her big fake breasts that she’s gone out and had them insured for a cool $1 million. I guess that makes sense, they’re basically her primary source of income and if anything ever happened to them she’d be fucked. I’m sure hookers get their vagina’s insured. Although, they’ve always got their asholes. Anyhow, I would have like to see the look on the lucky bastard over at the insurance agency when he was told he had to asses the value of Holly’s chesticular region…View those Holly Madison breasts worth $ 1 million!


