Apparently Sir Richard Branson threw a party last night and once again I wasn’t invited, not that I know the billionaire, but Audrina Patridge was there so clearly they don’t care about how talented the guests are. I suppose that if I had long tanned legs and some nice fake breasts I might higher up on the list. I’m very glad to see Audrina again, the last time we saw her she was selling jeans at a department store or something along those lines, but it looks like she’s back on track. Awesome. She needs to pose naked again.
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