I’m starting to get really annoyed with Scarlett Johansson, it seems she goes out of her way to hide her amazing big breasts from me. Here she is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame the other day giving me nothing. Not even a little taste. If there’s ever a perfect time to wear a tight, low cut, cleavage busting dress, it’s when you’re on all fours on the sidewalk in front of dozens of cameras. What a waste.


