This Cannes Film Festival crap seems like a place where all celebrities do all day, at least the ones who aren’t actually invited to any of the movies, is search out silly photo opportunities. I get the feeling that Kelly Brook is one of those celebrities and I’m very happy that she is because she decided that while she was in the sunshine she might as well take some pictures of her massive breasts stuffed into a weird looking bathing suit. I think it was a pretty good fucking idea… Man, those breasts look just damn spectacular! When did they get so huge? Enjoy


